Our
big break came when Bob Geldof's TV production company Planet
24 rang us to audition for a new programme to be screened early
mornings on Channel 4 and to be called The Big Breakfast. We were
to be their resident psychics.
Each week we would appear with Paula Yates and predict the coming
week's news headlines.
We were two of over 350 psychics they had chosen to interview,
one being madam Vascoe, the Duchess of York's psychic and
Nella Jones, the famous psychic
detective. The producers decided we were the best in
the country.
At the 'job interview' Jane and I gave private sittings to two
of the most sceptical producers (one was Nick Love who was married
to Bianca in Eastenders) so that they could ascertain whether we
were psychic or not before we did a screen test. Both of them were
shaken by how much we could tell them about their lives and people
they knew in the spirit, indeed the young man I gave a reading to
was so emotionally overwhelmed that he requested if he could take
a little time off to come to terms with what he'd just experienced.
Next we did a screen test to camera in which we would make our
predictions for the coming week. The camera crew laughed when Jane
said that one of the Queen's beloved corgis would die but this prophesy
and most of the other predictions we made all came to pass within
the week.
We got the job.
I'm
sure Paula Yates was just itching to tear us apart from the
moment she first saw us come onto the brightly coloured set to the
tones of the music from The Twilight Zone. It's her Taurean instinct.
But time after time our predictions were spot on and soon even she
accepted that what we were doing couldn't be dismissed as cleaver
guesswork. We foresaw world events with an accuracy that amazed
everyone including sometimes ourselves. We predicted the El Al air
tragedy in Holland, the birth of 'miracle' Siamese twins who were
separated, that Princess Anne would marry and the venue would be
Scotland, the Queen being hit by an egg, haemophiliac blood contaminated
in France; men walking to the South Pole; Elizabeth Taylor's heart
attack; Rembrandt drawings found; a mock assassination attempt on
Ross Perot; the French farmers' lamb protest; Cliff Richard losing
his voice; a boy impaled on railings; Mafia boss Totto seized; footballer
Paul Gascoigne getting a black eye; cult leader Koresh killing himself;
Chris Patten having an heart attack; the horse ripper attacks; oil
tankers colliding off Indonesia; and an unscheduled meeting of the
Queen with Boris Yeltsin.
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Chris
Evans, Paula Yates, Gabby Rossiter, the crew and
even the owner Waheed Ali all became very interest in what we were
doing and occasionally asked for predictions about their own lives.
Chris told us that he was quite open to psychic things ever since
his mother became very interested in spiritual healing.
At the first Big Breakfast party we were so swamped by people wanting
impromptu readings that we nearly missed all the fun. Waheed
Ali and Charlie Parsons had, it was rumoured, spent over
£20,000 to make sure we were all rewarded for making the show
such a huge success.
It was an amazing party. They hired a disused factory that had
three floors. The first floor was decked out as heaven with stained
glass windows angels and the like, the ground was purgatory with
a 20 ft pair of hands pointing to heaven and to the Hell in the
basement. In 'Hell' you could get drinks and candy floss if you
bought 'Bank of Spank' currency from any of the chain smoking nuns
wearing sunglasses. Various performers entertained throughout the
building including a bizarre surrealistic pageant of ballroom dancers
smiling gaily at the crowds.
This, in my opinion was their best party although a close second
must be the boxing party which synchronised our celebrations with
Frank
Bruno's world championship challenge against Mike Tyson
in America. In the centre of the party was a boxing ring in which
the entertainment took place and we all stopped to watch Bruno fight
on a massive screen that showed the fight live from America. Everyone
placed a bet for a big prize and of course many people asked what
Jane and I predicted. We didn't have the heart to bet on anyone
except the magnanimous Frank Bruno who we'd got to know briefly
on the show. He lost.
The Big Breakfast was great fun and certainly got us known quickly.
It was also exciting mixing with the famous and every week we seemed
to meet another mega-star. It was so casual. I spent quite a while
talking to someone who I thought was part of the crew. "I recognise
that bloke" I said to Jane innocently as we climbed the stairs
to the dressing room.
"That 'bloke' is Patrick
Swayze stupid. You know, the one that stared in your favourite
film Ghost" But Jane is used to this she knows my legendary
bad memory for names and faces.
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