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Daft Virgo Funny Horoscope - the joking side of funny Virgo.
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Virgo
The
Virgo character: They have a wonderful sarcastic
sense of humour that can cut to the bone. They love
to point out mistakes and failings and thrill at the
sense of superiority this gives them. They are hypercritical,
wry and fussy. Many Virgoans are very lonely people.
However their cold, cynical nature and lack of warmth
is more than compensated for by their ability to organise.
Most people find this pedantic attention to detail
a little strange even disturbing. It is! Virgoans
are uninspired artists but make great censors, clerks,
cleaners and train spotters.
The
Virgo Lover: It's best not to fall in love
with a Virgo unless you are also a Virgo. Together
you'd make a great team and do all those boring things
that no one else would dream of doing. Train spotting,
stamp collecting and sex are the right order of things.
The
year ahead: Jupiter in the relationship area
of your chart makes this year a year of romance and
good luck. However, some Virgos will discover that their
mother got their birth date wrong. You may not be a
Virgo after all and will miss out on all the good luck.
Famous
names: Kate Adie, Lenny Henry.
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Virgo
humour can be worrying to most people
Ruler:
Mercury, the planet of gossip.
Keynotes: The
hypercritical censor who is obsessively house-proud.
Lucky material: Nothing
is good enough.
Lucky day:
Tuesday
Herbs and plants: Carrots,
Hemp and Maidenhair Fern.
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